A Victimless CrimeThere once was a cat Who lived near a rat The cat committed a victimless crimeHe stole the rat's dimeHe told him a sincere lieHe said, "It was the fly"The slightly pregnant ratSilently screamed at the catThe smart fool of a catRan away from the rat"To infinity and beyond", yelled the cat"I will catch you", screamed the ratThe cat stopped for a ham steakWhich the rat decided to takeThat rat was a wise foolBut the cat thought that was so not cool.
Footballfootball is usually nicely meanyou use advanced basicsto score pointsagainst the other team the sport of footballis almost safeit is a randomly organized sportsometimes it runsin the school systemmany people play footballit is always a good thingto get a jump startthere is lots of harmless abusebetween teamsmany simple plans are used in football
Ninjasninjas are the sound of silencelurking in the shadowsready to attackthere is no such thing as a clumsy ninjathey are highly trainedno-one has ever said that a ninja has lame skillsninjas have the best skills you can havesome people think that ninjas are pure evileven though they only kill bad peopleninjas never do mercy killingsthey only attack people who deserve itninjas always have enough timethey wait for the perfect moment to attackyou must always expect the unexpectedyou never know when a ninja is nearby ninjas have attacked countless numbers of peopleyou never know when you're safeninjas are unbelievably real
A Victimless CrimeThere once was a cat Who lived near a rat The cat committed a victimless crimeHe stole the rat's dimeHe told him a sincere lieHe said, "It was the fly"The slightly pregnant ratSilently screamed at the catThe smart fool of a catRan away from the rat"To infinity and beyond", yelled the cat"I will catch you", screamed the ratThe cat stopped for a ham steakWhich the rat decided to takeThat rat was a wise foolBut the cat thought that was so not cool.
Footballfootball is usually nicely meanyou use advanced basicsto score pointsagainst the other team the sport of footballis almost safeit is a randomly organized sportsometimes it runsin the school systemmany people play footballit is always a good thingto get a jump startthere is lots of harmless abusebetween teamsmany simple plans are used in football
Ninjasninjas are the sound of silencelurking in the shadowsready to attackthere is no such thing as a clumsy ninjathey are highly trainedno-one has ever said that a ninja has lame skillsninjas have the best skills you can havesome people think that ninjas are pure evileven though they only kill bad peopleninjas never do mercy killingsthey only attack people who deserve itninjas always have enough timethey wait for the perfect moment to attackyou must always expect the unexpected you never know when a ninja is nearby ninjas have attacked countless numbers of peopleyou never know when you're safeninjas are unbelievably real